officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

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theonion:

50 Years Of Climate Change, Habitat Loss Somehow Unable To Take Down Goddamned Parrotfish
illtakeyourhand:

warriorqueenkate:

Fucking. This.

This pissed me off to no end.
tastefullyoffensive:

The Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming kittens. [via]
futuristech-info:

VIDEO: Man gets prosthetic dual drumming arm - Expect more awesomeness like this

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

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starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

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parkway-nosedive:

trauntwave:

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

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